Plagues that didn’t make it to Egypt

1. The Plague of Slinkys
2. The Plague of Double-Sided Tape (quickly followed by…)
3. A Rain of Lint
4. A Flood of Nail Clippings
5. Each first-born son will have a third nipple
6. The Plague of BeDazzlers
7. A Flood of Grape Jelly
8. A Plague of Chalkboard Screeching
9. A Stampede of Rodeo Mimes
10. What plagues would you envision?

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