CONTACT GOD'S CUSTOMER SERVICES DEPT.
Take a leaf out of the Old Testament, and complain to God. Voice all the grievances you're usually too spiritual to mention. Don't worry, he can take it.
(If you REALLY can't think of anything, complain on someone else's behalf.)
Idea by: Steve Tomkins
Lent quote: "There is more to life than merely increasing its speed" – Mahatma Ghandi